A Conversation I Overheard

There was a loud scream from our lounge room, someone had been wronged. G went out to investigate as Joe's cries filled the air.

G: Scarlett did you hit Joe?
Scar: Yes
G: Why did you hit Joe?
Scar: Because I don't like him anymore
G: What did you hit him with?
Scar: With Love-A-Lot

At this point G and I had dissolved into a fit of giggles and once again Scar's insane cuteness prevents her from being told off any further. Seriously what other two year old could think of using a Care Bear as a weapon!?!

Poor Joe, he has been in the wars big time today. It started off when we were leaving to take Abs to school this morning, I locked the front door and was a couple of steps in front of him when I heard a massive thud and the verandah above my head shuddered on the impact, I quickly turned around to see Joe falling backwards after having walked into the verandah post! Ouch!! His cries were so loud that the girl across the street told us she could hear him while she brushed her hair in her bathroom!
Later on in the day he again wasn't looking where he was going and crashed head first into one of the kitchen chairs, he looked at it in pure disgust and then said to me "Not Again!"
They say bad luck comes in threes, so I wasn't all that surprised when later in the afternoon he managed to trap his fingers in the bi-fold door hinge. *sigh*

Fingers crossed he doesn't fall out of bed tonight!