The Dragons Made Me Do It
Well it's been an eventful day today..with one tw-incident after another from first thing this morning right up until bedtime. Here's a run down....
(NOTE: This post contains graphic photos that may offend or upset some readers.)
Victim: Bilby
Suspects: Small caucasian female, pale complexion, blue eyes, blonde hair.
Possible accomplice: Small caucasian male, pale complexion, blue eyes, blonde hair
Crime Scene: The nursery wardrobe
Witness: Abbey who claims she smelled chocolate on the breath of main suspect upon her return to the house yesterday afternoon.
Evidence Collected : Foil wrapping from near Bilby's body, assorted chocolate crumbs from shelves and floor of wardrobe and headless body of bilby still intact.
Investigation continuing…..
Not content with the "bilby"incident from the morning I wandered down to the kitchen after lunch to find Scar with a mouth completely stuffed full of Scotch Finger biscuit. She obviously knew she shouldn't have it so proceeded to push it out of her mouth as fast as possible with her tongue while Joe shouted that she'd gotten the biscuit out of the bin. Eeeeew! I'd put the biscuit in the bin when I was tidying up the living area which they completely demolished while I was hanging out the washing earlier. They took all the 5 toy tubs from the book shelves and emptied them out so they could play with the tubs empty Scarlett actually had the cheek to insist that she had been given the biscuit by...wait for it...the Pocket Dragons!?!?!?
(For those not in the know..Pocket Dragons are little ornaments that I collected while in the UK)
We just had what will hopefully be the last twincident for the day when G walked into their room to get the kids PJ's on, he found on the floor in their room a box with one gold and sapphire earring in it and the other nowhere to be seen I almost died on the spot as G bought them for me for Xmas! A quick scout around and we found the other and thankfully they are not damaged but again I don't know who to blame. Neither of them will confess, they just blame each other, Scar elaborated all about how Joe did it (ie what he climbed on to reach it etc) ..but she's a bit of deceptive little monkey and is probably telling us what she did to get it.
They both also threw big tantrums today, Scarlett on the way home from school this morning and Joe on the way home from school this afternoon.
Can we just skip today and hope tomorrow is better?
Well it's been an eventful day today..with one tw-incident after another from first thing this morning right up until bedtime. Here's a run down....
(NOTE: This post contains graphic photos that may offend or upset some readers.)
Victim: Bilby
Suspects: Small caucasian female, pale complexion, blue eyes, blonde hair.
Possible accomplice: Small caucasian male, pale complexion, blue eyes, blonde hair
Crime Scene: The nursery wardrobe
Witness: Abbey who claims she smelled chocolate on the breath of main suspect upon her return to the house yesterday afternoon.
Evidence Collected : Foil wrapping from near Bilby's body, assorted chocolate crumbs from shelves and floor of wardrobe and headless body of bilby still intact.
Investigation continuing…..
Not content with the "bilby"incident from the morning I wandered down to the kitchen after lunch to find Scar with a mouth completely stuffed full of Scotch Finger biscuit. She obviously knew she shouldn't have it so proceeded to push it out of her mouth as fast as possible with her tongue while Joe shouted that she'd gotten the biscuit out of the bin. Eeeeew! I'd put the biscuit in the bin when I was tidying up the living area which they completely demolished while I was hanging out the washing earlier. They took all the 5 toy tubs from the book shelves and emptied them out so they could play with the tubs empty Scarlett actually had the cheek to insist that she had been given the biscuit by...wait for it...the Pocket Dragons!?!?!?
(For those not in the know..Pocket Dragons are little ornaments that I collected while in the UK)
We just had what will hopefully be the last twincident for the day when G walked into their room to get the kids PJ's on, he found on the floor in their room a box with one gold and sapphire earring in it and the other nowhere to be seen I almost died on the spot as G bought them for me for Xmas! A quick scout around and we found the other and thankfully they are not damaged but again I don't know who to blame. Neither of them will confess, they just blame each other, Scar elaborated all about how Joe did it (ie what he climbed on to reach it etc) ..but she's a bit of deceptive little monkey and is probably telling us what she did to get it.
They both also threw big tantrums today, Scarlett on the way home from school this morning and Joe on the way home from school this afternoon.
Can we just skip today and hope tomorrow is better?
posted by Zebette at 9:43 PM
3 Comments:
OH Man Jo your day was full on!!! We had many mini-tantrums but I can blame it on teething..at least I hope that's what it is...
LMAO Jo.
Those damn pocket dragons are so naughty!
and well about the bilby....hmm serves you right for having choccie in the house this long after Easter! :p
I just love Scars zest for life!
What a full on day that was Jo. I hope that by now the twinado stuff going on in your home has settled a little.
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